To celebrate the not inconsiderable achievement of JR, tonights Run is brought to you by the letter M. (Get it ?)
 
And so, after a lot of - on again - off again - where's this weeks run - its yours - no it's yours, we finally ended up in the "lovely" suburb of upper Kambah. Kambah, a suburb recently decimated by the Ebola virus, a suburb that has recently acquired UN heritage status as being the worlds oldest permanent refugee camp, a suburb that has more Falcons on nature strips than Elizabeth (SA), Broadmeadows (Vic) and Penrith (NSW) combined.
 
MEASE MIPPLE was given the task of summing up the weekly trot. MERBILS was accused of being all over the place. MINFALLABLE was seen going up the mountain and ended up at the Kambah shops via some beaming technology. An oval was visited as was the MAMBAH porno theatre. MIG MOY did his usual three word summation and hand passed to MOFT MENTRE. The walk was ably led by McMAF (Ive done a navigayshun course you know) around the upper reaches of the refugee camp. She described it as a "Whingefest" Firstly every body was whinging about the MMs telling all about their trip to the USA, then everyone was whinging about having to run in a refugee camp, then MQUATTER started his weekly diatribe about diarhehor (sic), then METTY MOOP started whinging about the cold weather. The hare song was sung and MEATHERMAN managed to fit a line in about MOPTART farting out her pussy. (yup, only at the hash)
 
MMMs were M'NASH, the MM's, MIG MOY and MOFT MENTRE, MEASE MIPPLE, MUATTER, MORSE, MOUNT HER MEAT, MOBBLES, and MYING MICK.
 
Marges: TheMMs for boasting about their USA trip, MEATHERMAN called out the Grand Buttplug  (should read - Oh Great Bhagwan - ED), MASH & MURN was charged for discharging liquids at both ends, MUCKHEAD charged MIG MOY for yelling out "Duckhead does everything" outside a school fence.
MEXCHANGE left the hash mash utensils at MICKHEAD MOOs place for two weeks, MXMAN charged MEASE MIPPLE for running with exposed nuts, MASH & MURN was charged for being a Harly mounted Caitlin Jenner look a like.
 
MOUNT HER MEAT was charged for not knowing where the MOPMART knocking shop was actually located despite going there hundreds of times. METTY MOOP charged MYING MICK for knowing that MASH & MURN has a Mince Malbert piercing. MORSE was charged for talking. MUATTER was charged for publishing "Cryptic shit". MERBILS - No horn.
MIDDEN MLAGON was charged for out MScarletting MSCARLETT ???????
 
Birthdays: MEAT TO PLEEZE YOU and NICE and WET
 
Awards: There was much confusion, but i think MINFALLABLE tried to give the FRB to DT but ended up giving it to HF !!??? . The COTW was given to MIG MOY for having a weakness.
 
Anniversaries: CRASH & BURN with his 50 runs almost overshadowed JRs 1000 runs (M, get it yet?) (Roman numerals you pillocks)
 
1000 runs is a wonderful milestone in any hashers life. It means that you have been seen, by your peers, to leave a hash venue and commence a run 1000 times.
It means that you have sacrificed 1000 monday nights to be with humans who think and act and engage in social behaviour the same as you do.
1000 Mondays is 20 years (if you do it without breaks) and to celebrate this marvelous, stupendous, earth shattering occasion, you get to drink half a plastic cup of warm TUN. 
And i think we all look forward to that. Well done JR
 
On On to Eden, Wagga, Perisher Valley and Crookwell and then the Xmas season